This podcast has sprung forth from two people with a shared love of breakfast foods, but in particular Aaron’s borderline-concerning obsession with one specific aspect of breakfast fayre - eggs.

Going all the way back to 2014, he has been writing comically exaggerated reports of his various breakfast adventures in the form of long-winded monologues that always start with two iconic words:

“breakfast today…”

Here for the very first time are those monologues reproduced in full.

(Please bear with us while we get all of these added in - there are a LOT of them…)